Quotes Zoolander
'Zoolander' (2001) is a hilarious depiction of male models. It portrays them as dim-witted and self-obsessed people who can be easily manipulated. These good-spirited and silly 'Zoolander' movie quotes make for some great laughs, including the all-time great 'gasoline fight accident' line. This season's best quotes from MENU. Jordan's 10 Best Quotes From 'The Bachelorette' Are The Perfect 'Zoolander' Homage. ABC/Paul Hebert. By Taylor Maple. “ Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid. Word is that the Zoolander 2 sequel is officially happening, and will possibly star Cara Delevingne —so we're took a look back at the film's best fashion quotes. 1) 'Have you ever wondered if there. Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. Derek Zoolander.
Only four episodes into the latest installment of the Bachelorette franchise, any devoted viewer could likely fill a book with contestant Jordan's memorable lines. The male model definitely isn't lacking confidence. This season's best quotes from Jordan on The Bacheloretteprove that even if he might not seem like the type to make it all the way to the end of the road with Becca, he's still one of the most entertaining things about this season.
Jordan can seem like an outrageous character at first glance, and he's gotten on the nerves of some of the other guys in the house. But the fun of watching Jordan comes from the fact that ultimately, he seems to be harmless, and he's also one of the only reasons there have been any laughs this season. Between his trolling of the other contestants and the fact that he's willingly run around the mansion in his underwear, it's kind of amazing to see how much he throws everyone off their games.
Viewers are already deeming Jordan a fan favorite. 'This season would have been very boring without Jordan,' wrote one Reddit user, Lois_and_the_love. Another user, okmissthing12, said, 'He's my favorite. Not in like I want him to win favorite, but just my favorite. He makes me laugh every episode and I'll miss him when he gets eliminated.'
Won't we all? But no matter when Jordan's time on the show comes to an end, fans can take comfort in how many words of wisdom he's already dished out.
This one was genuinely flabbergasting, and I have so many questions. How many hours on Tinder would it take to cultivate such a presence? How many of these women did he actually meet up with? That's an average of 11 matches per day! One city only has so many women!
Regardless of the validity of the statement, it certainly riled up the other guys. David ended up telling Becca about the whole thing — and he looked even sillier than Jordan for caring so much about it.
This is a classic putdown. Jordan doled out this line to David after David took serious issue with Jordan's bragging about his Tinder matches. The fact that Jordan clinked his cocktail glass and did a literal 'cheers' before walking away truly locks this one in as my personal favorite thing he's ever uttered. And really, David was overreacting — was tattling to Becca about Jordan's Tinder presence really necessary?
He's not wrong. The 26-year-old male model from Crystal River, Florida, granted audiences this self-care tip during his introduction, when he talked about how important his looks were to his career (obviously). Now everyone is in on his secret.
First of all, it's amazing that Jordan is so zeroed in on what his brand is, and a look at Jordan's modeling shots suggests that he's ... kind of nailed it. He's definitely staring off into the distance while wearing fancy suits a lot.
This line is practically straight out of Zoolander, and Jordan has to know that. He might be playing all of us by putting on a bit of a character while he's onscreen, but if that's the case, at least he's doing it well.
The line itself isn't altogether noteworthy, but it's made so much funnier in context: After delivering the zinger, he simply walked in a straight line and turned around.
I don't fully understand how simply 'doing his thing' qualifies Jordan to compare himself to a surgeon. Why was that the first occupation to come to mind? Do people in other jobs not 'do their thing'? It's a pretty arbitrary line of work to choose without further explanation, but you know what? I don't care. Jordan is doing his thing.
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What does it mean? This is the kind of nonsensical half-thought that I adore. It's like he's saying that he's easy to get to know and get information from if someone just gives him a little nudge — like a sponge — but somehow the notion isn't fully formed. And he offers no additional context, other than that the guys in the house don't know him well yet. It's perfect.
It is incredible that Becca didn't burst out laughing on the spot, but she seemed to really take his advice to heart, and Jordan seemed to genuinely mean it when he said it. He's shown he's a master of confidence, so maybe it's legit advice.
This was another line dropped just after Jordan met Becca and walked into the mansion. He was extremely proud of his shoes and his outfit, which he told the other guys he spent hours choosing, and this line was further evidence. How soon until a luxury shoe brand hires him to write advertising copy? Becca noted to the camera that he had fun shoes, so the impression was not lost on her.
It's easy to poke fun at Jordan, but when push comes to shove, he's plenty more interesting and entertaining than most of the other contestants this season, at least in terms of what viewers are shown after the footage makes its way through editing. He's a little goofy and kind of unbelievable sometimes, but there's a pretty good chance that Jordan knows exactly what he's doing.
Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
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Mugatu: Die, you wage-hiking scum!
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[hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!
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It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now
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Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
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Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
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Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
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They're break-dance fighting.
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Derek Quotes Zoolander
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Best Quotes Zoolander
After Derek has given up and thinks he's out of the fashion industry, Mugatu steps in and offers Derek the lead role in his upcoming fashion show. However, Mugatu has much more sinister plans. Mugatu wants to brainwash Zoolander to assassinaste the Prime Minister of Malaysia when Frank Goes to Hollywood's Relax is played.
Hansel Quotes Zoolander
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